23rd Apr2019

Queereteria (Theatre)

by timbaros

Andy Bell_Queereteria TV_ Credit PBGSTUDIOSAndy Bell, the man we all know from Erasure, has just released his third solo album called Queereteria, and in conjunction, and is in a new play of the same name at the Above the Stag Theatre.

Both the album and the play has Bell performing as his alter ego Torsten, who is a gender-fluid, semi-immortal who, having loved and lost many men during his unnatural long life, is left haunted by the memories of these men. This is the third album, and first time stage show, where Bell is Torsten. And luckily for us, the show incorporates songs from the album.
The album is structured around four acts, while the show has a first and second act, it’s a bit more experimental and at it’s focus is also another long lifer Lady Domina Bizarre (a wonderful, fun and campy Matthew Baldwin) where both of them, while obviously not really liking each other, trade barbs back and forth while they lament still alive not really knowing anyone around them. It’s a post armageddon television show where Torsten and Lady Domina are the world’s last surviving celebrities.
The album, and show, is also very reflective (perhaps matching Bell’s state of mind) where an older Torsten thinks about leaving his partying years behind (we are all getting old).

Queereteria TV is on from Wednesday 10 April at Above The Stag Theatre, Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1. Tickets from abovethestag.com

Queereteria the album is out on Friday 12 April.

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14th Apr2019

The Best of Flare (Film)

by timbaros

BFI Flare: London LGBT Film Festival 2015BFI Flare, London’s LGBT+ Film Festival, had a successful 33rd year with over 50 features and more than 80 shorts, with special events, guest appearances, club nights – it was a very busy 9 days!

It is hard to compile a ‘best of’ list as myself, and everyone I know, did not actually watch ALL the films – but herewith are the best films that I saw at Flare, some of which will soon be at a theatre near you.
 
‘Mapplethorpe’ – the controversial American photographer Robert Mapplethorpe’s life is given a dramatic re-telling, and it’s just as sensational as it’s subject matter. Matt Smith gives it his all, and then some, for a movie that is just about perfect – a film that was lucky enough to get permission to use all of the sexy and dirty images that Mapplethorpe created in his lifetime. This film is already in limited release in the U.S., however, no UK release date has been announced, but this is a must see film for THE GAY UK readers.
 
Also a must for GAY UK readers is ‘Jonathan Agassi Saved My Life’ – a documentary about sexy Israeli gay porn star of the same name. We are taken on a ride, and whatta a ride it is, in a documentary that’s emotional (we loved his mother), sexy (lots of gay sex is shown) and hard-hitting (drugs). Directed by Tomer Heyman, the man who brought us the excellent ‘Whose Gonna Love Me Now’ in 2016, ‘Jonathan Agassi Saved My Life’ is both erotic yet car crash cinema. 
 
‘Consequences,’ starring the very sexy Matej Zemljič, who plays a teenager with behavorial problems. When his parents send him to a juvenile correctional facility, he bonds with a group of men who are violent yet fluid in their sexuality. He falls for the ring leader, who instructs Matej’ character to rob and steal, but consequences ensue until one final incident that changes everyone’s lives.
 
I am really glad that I saw ‘Transmilitary,’ a documentary about the lives of four soldiers who risk dismissal or demotion to fight for Transgender rights in the U.S. Armed Forces. Very very current – this documentary takes us up to early 2018 – it’s also very timely in light of President 45’s ruling to ban certain Transgender people from the military. And I guarantee you will fall for Senior Airman Logan Ireland; he’s sexy, muscular and with the most amazing smile and eyes. And he used to be a woman.
 
Another military-based documentary that also deals with discrimination – The Fruit Machine – is an historical account which exposes decades of governmental criminalisation of LGBTQ+ members of the Canadian Armed Forces. Yet many many years later, many of these members say that after being kicked out, disgraced, and, according to the Canadian Government at that time, criminalistic, they all agreed that they would proudly go back and serve their country.
 
‘Jose’ is a cute and light story of a young Guatemalan man who lives with his struggling mother all the while looking for love in, literally, all the wrong places. Kudos go to filmmakers Li Cheng and George F. Roberson for immersing themselves in Guatemalan culture and hiring locals for the film, which was all shot in Guatemala. 
 
Another great documentary was ‘Light in the Water,’ a look at the West Hollywood Swim Team. Of course we get to see many men and women in tight swimming costumes, but it’s the people in the swimming costumes that we really get to know and bond with, including a man in his late 40’s who was previously married with kids, then divorced, came out as gay, joined the swim team and met friends for life. Footage of previous Gay Games, as well as lots of shots in the California Sunshine, are an extra bonus. An overall feel good film.
 
‘Papi Chulo,’ starring Matt Bomer, is a sentimental film about a television weatherman who has a breakdown after the end of a relationship with an older Latino boyfriend. He instantly falls in love with the older migrant worker he hires to paint his deck. It’s a bit silly and sentimental, but the migrant worker, played by Alejandro Patino, is excellent. 
 
‘The Heiresses’ was just delicious. An older Lesbian couple are separated due to the actions of one of them, which gives the other one time to explore new experiences and venture into new territory, and this includes meeting a younger attractive woman who lights a spark in her. Both leads Ana Brun and Margarita Irun are superb. 
 
This is just a small taste of what was on offer at Flare this year. And now only 6 more weeks until the Cannes Film Festival!
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14th Apr2019

Waitress (Theatre)

by timbaros
WAITRESS by Bareilles ; Directed by Diane Paulus ; Design by Scott Pask ; Lighting by Christopher Akerlind ; at The Adelphi Theatre ; February 7 2019 ; Credit : Johan Persson

Credit : Johan Persson

Pies Pies Pies, it’s all about the pies. Any way you want them she will make them – Jenna – the waitress in the West End Musical ‘Waitress.’

Jenna (Katharine McPhee) works in a diner called Joe’s Pie Diner. Jenna job’s, besides waiting on tables, is to make all the pies. She learned to make pies from her mother, and she’s the best pie maker this side of the Mississippi. She works hard at her job every day, alongside sassy Becky (a wonderful Marisha Wallace) and the timid and shy Dawn (Laura Baldwin), all toiling away while the cook and boss Earl (Peter Hannah) looks on. Jenna is in an unhappy marriage and has to reluctantly give her husband her tip money. But once she finds out she is pregnant she begins to look for new ways to leave her ungrateful husband. However, complications get in the way when she enters into an inappropriate relationship with her gynaecologist (who also happens to be married). Meanwhile, Dawn has fallen in love with the goofy Ogie (a funny Jack McBrayer from television’s ’30 Rock’) and Becky and Earl seem to have taken a liking to each other (Becky is married as well!). All this fun and fiasconess is set to music by musician Sarah Bareilles, based on the motion picture of the same name written by Adrienne Shelley. ‘Waitress’ was not as good as I had expected it to be, and some of the situations the waitresses get involved in seems so behind the times, but a better second half and a welcome cute finale saves the day. Save me a slice of apple pie!
Waitress is booking until Wednesday November 27th, 2019. McPhee is in the show until June 15th, 2019 and McBrayer leaves the show on May 25th, 2019.
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